Wayne 2 - Ante-natal 0

So I've manage to take a 2-0 lead. The second ante-natal class had all the appearances of doing a strong come back with the threat of a video of an actual birth... However, it was a calm affair with the mother giving birth naturally with none of the Hollywood screaming. The baby decided to exit using the normal route and not performs its own DIY caesarian, bursting out and scuttling across the floor like an Alien.

The father was not subject to any abuse and it certainly was a life changing experience for them, and not just because they now had their own little alien.

The nursery paint has been bought and we are going to take the colonial approach and get a native to do the actual painting. Ok, so it is our gardener who also appears to be quite adept at DIY. We've got some doubts about the lilac we've chosen, however, we'll wait and see it on the walls.

Jenny is back at school and has discovered that everyone want to talk about babies. I'm not sure if she has had any stomach rubbing but that is one question I've always had; why is it when a woman is pregnant that everyone feels that her stomach has now become public property. Why do people feel the need to rub a pregnant woman's stomach? I think next time a woman comes up to Jenny and makes some inane comment while rubbing her stomach, I'm going to lean over and rub her butt and see what happens! :)

Actually I can guess what will happen, I'll get slapped, twice! Once by Jenny and once by the woman, it might still be worth it though!